The gift
By bubblensuds1 - 28/10/2009 04:22 - United States
By bubblensuds1 - 28/10/2009 04:22 - United States
By n3rdzgotskillz - 07/09/2016 02:45 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 03:59 - Canada - Edmonton
By WayToGoDaddyHo - 08/07/2015 06:17 - United States - Beaverton
By Anonymous - 15/07/2016 16:14 - United States - Altamonte Springs
By ryzzostar - 25/05/2016 19:50 - United States - Seminole
I'm OP. There has been a sign on my doorbell since I brought her home that says "IF YOU RING THIS DOORBELL YOU WIN A SCREAMING BABY", as for the dog she's been through training (several times) but she failed... but she's as good-natured as they come, and my neighbor means well, he wanted to make sure I brought in the package because there has been a lot of theft in my neighborhood lately. My daughter was very premature but never been sick so we use natural remedies over Orajel and Tylenol/Motrin, she rarely fusses about her teeth, it was just one of those days.
By chickenshit4 - 15/05/2016 00:57 - United States - Pine Ridge
By Bunsostriker - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Dearborn
By sportskidguru - 01/02/2009 14:41 - United States
By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States
By ko. - 03/01/2015 17:53
By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 06:38 - United States
By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney
By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford
By stewardess - 03/10/2014 01:55 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 22:20 - United States
By camerashyguy - 20/09/2014 03:14 - United States - Longview
By WellGroomed - 23/10/2015 01:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton
This was actually a few years ago when I was living in Dublin. Never seen that movie so they could well have plagiarised the idea from me! Another classic from this guy: With my toothbrush in his mouth-"you're not one of those people who cares when someone uses their toothbrush are you?" FML
By morgie96 - 19/08/2014 04:11 - United States - Pompano Beach
By iwantaraise - 14/10/2015 01:55 - Australia
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kitchener
By itsjustmyluck - 09/11/2009 04:37 - United States
By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 10:57 - United Kingdom
By maybe if i was paid like them i would - 14/08/2015 22:42 - United States - Houston
By depresso - 13/03/2009 05:30 - Canada
By legit - 02/03/2009 05:22 - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Orlando
By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 04:35 - United States - Grand Prairie
By FriutlessApple - 11/10/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 01:07 - United States - Bend
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Hi it's me! I'd totally have clicked YDI as well. My MA is only a year old at my university. It's the first year they're doing Creative Writing, so everything is still in beta mode. I picked my topic and basically wrote about what my tutor told me to. Unfortunately, due to miscommunication within the Creative Writing department, none of the lecturers were sure what I was supposed to be writing until about a month ago - so even though the research I'd done was what my tutor told me to, it's not the research I was supposed to. Thankfully, my lecturers have taken responsibility for giving me false information, and they've apologised to me and extended the deadline to the end of January. Also - I saw my tutor fortnightly and he always told me I was right on track! It just turns out I was on track with the wrong thing, haha.