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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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Today, I spent an hour and twenty minutes throwing up at a toilet from a shopping mall because I ate rotten food without realizing it. At least during that time I made two new friends, a gay couple who were making out in the next toilet cubicle. FML

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By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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Sunday 17 January 2010 20:09

Who on earth put YDI? :s That's really gross.. are they now an ex-friend?

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Sunday 17 January 2010 19:57

Lmfao, @ #2.... otherwise, punch them and say "wtf, Disgusting"

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avid_userofFML31 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 22:43

i'd deck that girl right in the mouth. even if it was just a burp. that pisses me off mannnnn

sherrybaby10 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:27

that friend would have a foot up there ass n the food court.

lemonslice 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:37

Haha, this reminds me of the FML about a guy who farted in a mate's face, but ended up crapping in their mouth too.

sasharaee 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:49

Haha! That's what I also thought!

dzerzhinsky 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:54

hahahaha i bet you loved it, YDI for having cunty friends

EgonSpengler 0

Monday 18 January 2010 1:27

Wow classy. ******* animals

JP101 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:01

ROTFLMAO

wreckem881 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:43

what the ******* shit is that about

caits13 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:57

Gross - that's what happens to me too. I burp then barf. Lol

Ritz190 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:41

delicious...XD

snzizle 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:58

did u see the girl who got pantsed?

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