Love: Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front...

By killmenow - 03/12/2015 05:33 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:45

It's just your mating call

Kinglue 17

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:01

Hey it's ok... At least you didn't shit yourself...

Comments

ccameron12 21

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:45

Maybe he thought it was funny?

Bloodmorphed 7

Thursday 3 December 2015 21:53

not sure why this was down voted. i would laugh if this happened.

KhaleesiDannie 26

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:45

It's just your mating call

derangedplanet 23

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:10

I now want to see teens start this up. all just burping in each other's faces... God it would be so beautiful. just ambling around burping....*sigh* dreams

Kinglue 17

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:14

That also include whale calls coming from their stomach

ComoEsJuan 24

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:47

That's extremely impressive.

tantanpanda 26

Thursday 3 December 2015 20:08

Tbh, most guys don't care if others burp in public and we don't demand an "excuse me" for it either.

KendraLaine 18

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:48

Maybe he's a strong believer of the saying "better out than in"?

jake131000 21

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:49

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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l4urenz 23

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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darksoul43 11

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:53

Perhaps he found it cute. Not many girls want to look kind of clumsy. I'll just hope he's one of those guys.

bandaidstations 28

Thursday 3 December 2015 20:58

I find that many girls think that acting klutzy and ditsy will make guys think they're cute. It's disgusting. Burping isn't really a clumsy thing though...

ww431 15

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:53

Hopefully you played it cool and laughed it off! Not a laugh/burp though!

corky1992 33

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:29

Since she's posting about it on here I highly doubt she played it cool lol.

nonsensical 26

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:55

I feel like that's something anyone would laugh at hahaha, you can both laugh until you get tears in your eyes at the super random incident--and now you'll always have that memory you shared together! It was an icebreaker!