Paul Jensen

Mr Strasbourg, France 35 years-old

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Chicken Thief Badge

You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.