Third wheel
By batman123 - 21/02/2009 02:42 - Canada
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By batman123 - 21/02/2009 02:42 - Canada
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By bruhandbutercup - 03/02/2015 00:08 - United States - Hyattsville
Thanks guys for the support and funny comments. I spoke to our manager and asked her to clear it up with our boss. Luckily he was willing to listen to her so I received an apology and a raise!
By pinecones - 02/02/2015 14:25 - United Kingdom
There are no cameras in that place...at all, its stupid as hell, but there is not a single camera in there.