By Delanto - 06/02/2014 16:54 - United States
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I like to live dangerously... I once went to Paris and didn't take a photo of the Eiffel Tower!
I'm a musician. You could quite accurately describe me as a guitar nerd, but I kinda prefer "fanatic"!
I own far too many cooking appliances for the amount of space in my kitchen but I keep getting more ?
That's just the tip of the iceberg. And you, my friend, are the titanic!
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By joanikens - 26/03/2016 19:02 - United States - Buena Park
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By SorrowsReward - 06/05/2016 11:08 - South Africa - Cape Town
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hey FML legends! OP here. It's true. I fell asleep on my classroom floor... It's a beautiful classroom (which I keep very clean #26) and there are three steps going up onto a carpeted platform which was the scene of this particular crime... It wasn't a particularly comfortable nap, but I hardly noticed at the time. And it certainly was worth it - even considering the slightly-above-average levels of embarrassment I endured for it - I was so tired I was in that state that everything was funny except for my actual existence, which isn't exactly the best mindset to be mounding young minds from... I really should stop burning the candle from both ends! It's an all-girls school, and word spread pretty quickly... but luckily for me I was already regarded as the eccentric music teacher, so sleeping in my empty classroom during a free period is pretty tame in comparison to the things they probably expect from me ?
By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge
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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 18:10 - United States - Miami
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Oh, trust me...the teen wasn't the owner. He didn't even look at me after the car rolled away, he just jogged off. The car luckily jumped a curb down the road and was stopped by a tree. I did phone the sheriff's department, the deputy took my info and the description of the teen. Haven't heard anything else about it nor did I see the owner (luckily).