Hailwidiss
Miss Mons 36 years-old Single
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Chicken Thief Badge
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
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What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.