Hara-Kirit
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Verified
You are now a certified FML member
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Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.