Joel

63 years-old

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Verified

You are now a certified FML member
100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.