LaAxe

Miss Paris, France 30 years-old

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.