Someguy5672

Mr Chicago, USA 32 years-old

peacock_mina19 11 February 2009, 00:08 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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thunder thighs 11 February 2009, 03:11 United States

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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