xMaxime_64
Mr Bayonne, France 30 years-old In a relationship
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.