Toreck
Mr Nancy 38 years-old In a relationship
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Mike Tyson
Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.
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Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Relic collector
You assembled all the relics of a category, what an exploit!
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
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Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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Verified
You are now a certified FML member
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Binkie
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
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Parrot stealer
You stole the parrot, now try to keep it.
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King of the seas
You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
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Master of the Seas
Congratulations, you have reached the maximum level in the pirate game
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Chuck Norris Kick
If a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie fought Chuck Norris... He'd kick their asses.
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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VALIDATOR
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.