AlphaPrince13

Mr Los Angeles, CA, USA 33 years-old In a relationship

life insurance for 1 30 May 2013, 16:29 Encino, United States

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

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nattnatt73 10 September 2016, 07:07 Marion, United States

Today, my dog brought me his squeaky toy to throw for him. I went to throw it down the hallway but it hit the door and bounced about a foot in front of him. He just stared at me for a minute like I was dumb, then took it to my boyfriend to throw. I disappoint even my dog. FML

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