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Mr Paris, France Single

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.