NativeDoll420

Miss California 36 years-old

battle1 17 July 2015, 11:00 Marietta, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Creepy

Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML

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henhouse This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Brunswick East, Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

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NativeDoll420

Creepy

Happy Valentine's Day

Have you just experienced an FML moment?