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DavidWilson

Mr Prés de Dijon, France Single

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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