R_U_CEREAL
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML
thegreathayley
Cochrane Single
Username
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Biology lesson time
Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML
Anonymous
Dewitt, United States
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
abnormallyadam
Footscray, Australia
Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML
hannieannie
Oxford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML