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Miss 30 years-old Single

weirdesout 5 June 2010, 02:03 United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

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Anonymous 18 August 2012, 05:15 United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

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