Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
miamargarita
Miss Hot Springs, Arkansas, United States 29 years-old In a relationship
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
stickyface
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Lock it up
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML