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South Gate 39 years-old

  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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