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Mr Single

Anonymous 17 December 2009, 01:57 United States

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

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mannydanny 1 September 2011, 23:40 United Kingdom

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

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