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32 years-old Single

dancekat 8 April 2013, 09:17 Puyallup, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML

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Anonymous 10 May 2013, 23:16 Saint Gallen, Switzerland

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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