Pauline Schwartz
Mrs Lisieux, France 29 years-old
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
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I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!