mandytaboada

Mr Barranquilla, Colombia 33 years-old Single

M_Kclift1994 20 January 2010, 23:19 United States

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

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CutieBooty 22 February 2011, 21:02 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

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