Andrew Douglas Brian Splinter

Mr Kingston, Canada 34 years-old Single

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
Chicken Thief Badge

You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Verified

You are now a certified FML member
Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.