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Mr asdfghjkl., united states. 35 years-old

Mak1 5 December 2008, 08:12 Belgium 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

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Mateo 14 December 2008, 03:58 France 🌶️ Spicy

Not smart

Today, I surprised my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her 24th birthday. She got up from the couch as I entered, and I shouted, "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glanced over from the couch and greeted me. FML

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