justin99c

Mr Valrico, united states 30 years-old

hahahehehohohoo 7 February 2009, 03:55 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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chestycough 16 September 2013, 04:35 Belrose, Australia

Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML

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