dethtrain

36 years-old In a relationship

brrrr that's cold! 27 January 2011, 20:24 United States

Noooooo!

Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML

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Pimpleeater 20 December 2011, 07:45 New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

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