anonymous
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
douchebox
jerrid
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Lock your doors
Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML
ryan and Zack
United States 🌶️ Spicy
As you were
Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML