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Mr Caina, Cocytus In a relationship

jessierules93 7 December 2013, 05:58 San Francisco, United States

Today, I had a dream that I was playing fetch with my dog. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to the sound of my phone smashing against the wall. FML

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eer004 7 December 2013, 10:06 Odessa, United States

Today, my husband learned that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes". Incidentally, I now have a new cat. FML

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