Opportunist
By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By happybirthday - 24/03/2013 21:15 - United States
To explain a bit more in detail, I pulled a U-Turn and the dog ran out of the yard and boom... It was a medium sized dog, I drive an SUV and didn't see it as I was making the turn. I didn't even know they had a dog... haha The following 20 minutes were probably the most uncomfortable of my life, after I knew the dog was fine I kinda laughed nervously and left. "Hi I'm the guy who is dating your daughter, sorry about the dog"... Live and you learn.