Aliaë
Nancy, France 37 years-old
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Chicken Thief Badge
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
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Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
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Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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King of the seas
You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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Godlike spy - 007 level
You're following 200 people
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Master spy - Maxwell Smart level
You're following 100 people
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Amateur spy - Johnny English level
You're following 50 people
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Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.