Mais alors

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.