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Mr V?traz-monthoux, France 47 years-old Single

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • He who tries, wins.

    See, one of you was right.

  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • Verified

    You are now a certified FML member

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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