Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
karina29
untitledentity
United States
mrniceguy
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
How very dare you!
Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML