Queenie8

bittersweet 8 February 2009, 03:08 United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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prettylady? 28 October 2012, 04:22 United States

Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway. That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside my apartment complex for two hours, claiming to be my "soulmate." FML

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