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Mr Yauco, Puerto Rico 48 years-old In a relationship

Fran 9 January 2010, 08:40 New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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Elise 28 April 2012, 23:36 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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