Ratatouille

Mr 46 years-old

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I was here first!

Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.
FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.