Craig McClain

Mr United States 42 years-old

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.