Kallana

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.