Split second
By FLIPmcCOOL - 15/05/2014 22:57 - Ireland - Cork
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By FLIPmcCOOL - 15/05/2014 22:57 - Ireland - Cork
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Tipton
Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911