call.me.witch
Miss La Rochelle, France 32 years-old In a relationship
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
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I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!