totomonhero

Mr 51 years-old

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.