JoeET126

Mr Lincoln, England 36 years-old Single

Sal 3 March 2009, 18:29 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

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MarkTheShark 12 December 2009, 05:23 United States

Good one, thanks

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

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