Kaizers
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Parrot stealer
You stole the parrot, now try to keep it.
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Chicken Thief Badge
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
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Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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Relic collector
You assembled all the relics of a category, what an exploit!
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Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.