Aduckinthecoffee

Mrs 33 years-old In a relationship

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At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
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You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
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You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!