SAM-X

Mr Laval, Canada 35 years-old

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.