nickyblueeyes913

Mrs Kansas City, USA

a 21 May 2009, 19:18 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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BathroomMuch 25 December 2009, 16:15 United States

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

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