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Jean-Gabriel Drd Dcm

Mr Koumac, New Caledonia 38 years-old In a relationship

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    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

  • Chicken Thief Badge

    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.

  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

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    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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